I'd still stick to either
1. the fan group translations (very very good usually because the staff really work their asses off)
or...
2. learning Japanese
There's no meaning in getting a hard...cold...direct translation, but that's just me...I guess I'm weird that way huh?
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Galactic Robo Punt
My Reality Marble XD
I am the Bright of mah SLAP
Hard is my SLAP, and soft is my demeanor.
I've SLAPPED over 1000 kids.
Unknown to retaliation
Nor to rebellious attitudes
Gave out pain to create many moar SLAPS
Waiting for my son's arrival.
So I can SLAP him as well, this is my only path
My whole life was "Unlimited SLAP Works"
