Well I was in a chat room last night and a few of us had some fun posting these so I thought I would share a some of my favorites with you guys. If anyone else knows of any good ones, please share them here. All of these are proven facts by the way.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can roundhouse-kick his head through a wall and take it.
When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.