i actually have a video made of a whole bunch of chuck norris facts but ill just post a few if u want to see it search brandonel1 on youtube it should come up anyway
when you search chuck norris on google and misspell it it doesnt say "did u mean chuck norris" it says "run while you still can"
jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land
chuck norris will never get a heart attack his heart is not nearly foolish enough to attack him
chuck norris destroyed the periodic table of elements because the only element he recognizes is the element of surprise
chuck norris can kill two stones with one bird
Jack was nimble,Jack was quick,but he couldnt dodge chuck norrisis round house kick
Chuck norrisis tears can cure cancer.....too bad he never cries
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