Howl's Moving Castle

**Avankiri** · 05-21-2008, 10:52 PM

It's sad. For the first time in a long time, I have found an anime that sucks so bad, it sucks at sucking! It was good at first, then it walked off a cliff without a feather in its wings.

Howl's Moving Castle's storyline was the most God-awful thing ever to be invented. Therefor, I won't go into detail.

The characters were all fucked up. You'd expect Howl, the 'hero' of the movie, to be some cool, collected guy...Yet he freaks out when his hair turns colors. The Witch of the Wastes is so stupid. She's supposed to be evil, but she comes up with the crappiest lines.

The only good character is Sophie. And when I say good, I mean she was ok.

I give this worthless, piece of shit anime a mind-boggling 0/10.

Do not watch Howl's Moving Castle. Do not pass GO. Do not collect the $200 dollars. It's not worth your time.

**Kaito** · 05-21-2008, 11:02 PM

Heh heh told ya so. Never trust an Anime by its first 5 minutes (or first episode)

**Benawolnow** · 05-21-2008, 11:10 PM

FAIL AVANKI I thought you had a good taste in anime movies but I guess not.

That movie was awesome, I teared a bit at the end and loved it so much.

**Kaito** · 05-21-2008, 11:11 PM

Heh Ben if it was as good as you say why don't you try explaining the plot to us? >.> Cause either I'm really stupid or they said "Let's forget about plot. Need more movie magic!"

**Benawolnow** · 05-21-2008, 11:26 PM

Don't worry I will, infact I'll write my own review and it will be the opposite of Avanki.

No hard feelings

, we just have a different opinion on this anime/movie.

**Avankiri** · 05-21-2008, 11:26 PM

And Ben, if you're going to insult me, at least spell my name correctly...And it's not FAIL if I didn't like it, baka.

**Furanshisu917** · 05-21-2008, 11:29 PM

flaming..... it all ends badly...for u all muahaha *dissappears into the lamp post*

**Benawolnow** · 05-21-2008, 11:34 PM

Avan I was totally joking, didn't mean to offend you. Too bad online people can't see the mood and tone I'm typing/writing in.

I just have a different opinion then you. Well, since you don't know me that well I'll just say something about myself.

I tend to say "Fail" a lot sometimes but even if people say like I hate this show and I would say like fail haha that show rocks or like Fail that is the dummist idea ever etc...

If you still don't understand then I'll try again, putting it in this way.

If I tell you "I'll kill you for that!"

That can be received two ways.
1)It can be received as a threat.
2)It can also be received as a joke or as sarcasum.

Could be possible of other ways too...but my point is "sorry" o.o

No hard feelings?

EDIT: P.S - I knew I spelled your name wrong but I wasn't sure if you wanted to be called "Avankiri, Avanki, or Avan" but I checked the name thread and it said "You guys can call me Avan" or something like that.

**Avankiri** · 05-21-2008, 11:46 PM

Nobody can ever see the mood and/or tone others type with. I'm an aura sensor, not a tone reader.

Yeah, Avan is the classic shortening of my name, ever since I first began using it about 3 or 4 years ago...Ah, those were the days...

**Benawolnow** · 05-21-2008, 11:49 PM

So um... we cool? (That isn't bad grammar, or asking if we are cool people. I'm sure you know what it means but just making sure here :O. It means like are we okay now? Hmm that doesn't make sense either because if I'm saying "are we okay now" then that would mean if we are sick then asking if we are okay. Um put it simply, um so are we alright? Um I'm sure you know what it means by now because me typing this is just nonsense now and I just don't feel like deleting it lol)

**blizzarddog5** · 05-21-2008, 11:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Furanshisu917

flaming..... it all ends badly...for u all muahaha *dissappears into the lamp post*

^ lawl at Furan
eh i will check this out to see which person i agree with more. i saw the commercials on tv before and i personally thought it looked like crap. but appereances can be deceiving i guess. so if its anything like princess mononoke i will like it

**mangime** · 05-22-2008, 12:10 AM

i didnt think it was bad at all.

**Avankiri** · 05-22-2008, 12:50 AM

Ben...Has anyone ever told you to shush? We cool, Ben-kun.

**Gojyo** · 05-22-2008, 02:07 AM

I wasn't to crazy about the movie either. I would give it a 5/10.

**Poparteeb** · 05-22-2008, 02:34 AM

Hush little babies....

you guys are hilarious when the situation starts getting tense....

I'm personally not sure, but @Ben I moved your review towards the anime discussion since it wasn't really a review, so if you want to edit it, either you or i can move it back....

Edit: for reviews @Avan, i don't think there should be cursing even if you think its the worst ever, of course the point of the review is critique harshly if you will, but no language??

Sorry if I sound like a mom

I'm just way too beat from a concert.

*end rant