Joke

**Ra-in** · 03-11-2008, 06:05 AM

Sorry, I just had to post this. No offense intended.

A little Native American boy asks his chief how babies in their tribe get their names.

The chief replies, "When a baby is born, the father takes him outside of the teepee, holds him over his head, and names him after the first thing he sees - like 'Running-Wolf' or 'Flying-Cloud'. Why do you ask, Two-Dogs-F***ing?"

**AutumnAvarice** · 03-12-2008, 04:52 AM

I told this joke to my friend.
It took her a while to calm down =]

**Avankiri** · 03-12-2008, 05:49 AM

My step-dad told me that one...

*is in coffin* You can see the result.

**Turial** · 03-12-2008, 10:41 AM

why do flamingos stand on one leg?

well if they lifted the other, they would fall over.

everyone laughs at that even though its not really that funny lol.

**Starstreaker** · 03-12-2008, 09:33 PM

ok how about...

what do you call a deer with no eyes?
no idea.
what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
still no idea
...it made me laugh lol

**Turial** · 03-12-2008, 09:47 PM

what you name a dog with no back legs and a metal arse?
Sparky!

(btw is there a joke thread, cos i think there should be one in the void for lame jokes)

**Furanshisu917** · 03-12-2008, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Turial

what you name a dog with no back legs and a metal arse?
Sparky!

(btw is there a joke thread, cos i think there should be one in the void for lame jokes)

there is one but its really old and i made it a long while ago so its dead atm lol

**Starstreaker** · 03-12-2008, 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by furanshisu917

there is one but its really old and i made it a long while ago so its dead atm lol

I suggest we dub this the new `lame joke thread? then lol we already got things on a role

**Benawolnow** · 03-13-2008, 07:50 AM

Lol, I like Yo Momma JOKES >.>

Yo momma is so fat and stupid when a yellow bus went pass her she chased after it and said TWINKIE COME BACK! lol

**Turial** · 03-13-2008, 01:19 PM

i think ill start it.

**Ra-in** · 03-14-2008, 04:51 AM

An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."
The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.
The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back I'll stay with you for one week and do anything you want!"
Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want!"
The engineer said, "Look I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool!"

**Turial** · 03-14-2008, 11:07 AM

haha thats funny. maybe you should start a non-lame joke thread in the void.

**Ra-in** · 03-14-2008, 05:49 PM

Two bats are going for their midnight feed.

After an hour or so, one bat gets tired of looking and goes home with no blood.

The other bat comes home with blood dripping from its mouth. The first bat says enviously, "Where did you get all that blood from?"

The second bat replies, "Follow me. I`ll show you."

After awhile the second bat leads them to a cave. He says, "You see that wall over there?"

The hungry bat excitedly says, "Yes!"

Other bat says, "I didn't."