sorry if this insults anyone dont take it serously just lol k? lol
i found these funny
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How many Goths does it take to change a light bulb?
Hopefully not too many. Large groups of Goths never get anything done.
How can you tell if there is a Goth driving a car?
The horn goes "ankh ankh."
What's the difference between a goth and a clown?
The clown has a life.
Why shouldn't you shoot a goth?
The bullet is worth more.
What's the difference between a goth and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.
What's the difference between a goth and a bucket of shit?
The bucket.
There is Stalin, Hitler, and a goth. You have a gun with 2 bullets, who do you shoot?
The Goth. Twice.
How do you stop a goth from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
What is the difference between a goth run over by a car and a snake run over by a car?
There are skid marks in front of the snake.
What do you call a goth lying in the road? A speed bump.
Two goths are walking down the road, one says "I just bought the new Love Like Blood CD." The other says "F_ck me, a talking goth!"
How do you get a goth out of a tree? Cut the rope!
Theres a goth walking down the road with a rat on his shoulder. An old lady walks past, stops, stares at the two and says "Yeuk! What are you doing with that revolting creature?" "Squeak squeak squeak!" says the rat.
What do you store with your heavy velvet cape in for the summer? Goth balls.
Why is it so hard for goths to get work? Because all they can do is mope the floors and depress the buttons.
What did the vampire say when he looked in the mirror? "So nice not to see you again"
"Waiter! Waiter! There's a dead squid in my soup!" "It's not dead, Sir, it's just dreaming."
What do you get when you cross Lee Iococca with a vampire? AUTOEXEC.BAT
How many fratboys does it take to wallpaper a room? That depends on how thinly you slice them.
How many goths does it take to make cheesecake? None, there are no goths in cheesecake.
Old goths don't die, they just need less makeup.
Why did the goth cross the road? It didn't, it was dead.
"Say, who was that *goth* I saw you with last night?" "*That* was no *goth*! I'm a *necrophiliac*!"
What happens if you don't pay the exorcist? You get repossessed.
How does a perky goth paint his ceiling black? He dyes his hair and starts bouncing.
What do you get if you cross a goth and a toilet? The cisterns of mercy
lol these are some funny ass jokes( no offense if I offended someone who is gothic).
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Im not offended or going on a rant here but Im gonna say this: most of the goths I know are some of the friendliest, coolest and most down to earth, non-judgemental ppl Ive ever met, I dont get why ppl wanna make fun of them cuz they have a different taste in clothing and music!
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