public class WhyYouFail
{
public static void main(String[] args)
{
boolean you;
boolean fail = true;
you = fail;
if(you == fail)
{
system.out.println("You're a noob, kid. I'm going to attempt to teach you how not to be.");
}
else
{
system.out.println("You've learned how to not be a noob. Congratulations.");
}
}
}