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Naruto gives you cancer
Old 01-02-2008, 05:59 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Okay....

1st off...... naruto gives you cancer (why you ask?)
Because your brain eventually sends a message to your body telling you that you could one day be a ninja and that you can do whatever you dream of......Believe it!!!
2nd off.....why does this give you cancer?
Because you are eventually told by someone that you can not be a ninja or do whatever you dream of......this causes you to panic, and your brain goes into a red alert mode. The stress in your body eventually turns out to be a tumor....cancer.
3rd off.......what are the stages of "ninja cancer"?
There are 3 stages of ninja cancer.
1st stage-----ramen------you will eat ramen
2nd stage---temper------you will have mood swings
3rd stage----cancer------you develop ninja cancer

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Old 01-02-2008, 08:09 AM   #2 (permalink)
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fortunatly i've watch every episode and i haven't eat ramen yet
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Old 01-02-2008, 08:32 AM   #3 (permalink)
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then u have yet to be condemed to such a horrible disease, quick! to the noodle bar so we can start u on ur unholy journey to loving ramen
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Old 01-02-2008, 03:59 PM   #4 (permalink)
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wrong section

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Old 01-03-2008, 08:06 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I ate ramen before i watched Naruto. Haha so im saved!
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Old 01-05-2008, 05:32 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I havnt eaten Ramen before, although... i was tempted.
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Old 01-05-2008, 05:47 PM   #7 (permalink)
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then i´m on stage 2....i love ramen and have mood swings (but i had them before i eat ramen...is this a good sign or not )

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Old 01-05-2008, 06:14 PM   #8 (permalink)
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your crazy if you havent had roman its so simple yet it's so good.
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Old 01-05-2008, 07:08 PM   #9 (permalink)
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*ate ramen before he watched Naruto, had mood swings before he watched Naruto, and really wants to eat Britz for saying something so stupid*

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Old 01-06-2008, 09:39 AM   #10 (permalink)
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O_o apparently i skipped the 1st stage
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Old 01-06-2008, 01:37 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Well... Luckily the Japanese dubbed version never says believe it, the most he says is "This is my way of the ninja." and even then he rarely says that.

So I fail to see your cancer problem. =P
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Old 01-06-2008, 04:06 PM   #12 (permalink)
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*drops ramen bowl* omg and i have mood swings. omg its advanced so far

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