The Adventure of Jakku.

[Jakku]

Basically, Jakku was walking down a street, and a ninja popped out and was like "Woah man, I know you, your Jakku". Jakku replied with a kick in the face, and the ninja was soundly finished. Later on, while Jakku was Browsing 4chan, his little sister asked "Jakku, whats 4chan", and Jakku replied with a computer on her head. The Moral of the story is; Chuck Norris dont have shit on Jakku. Jakku is his own entity. He dont give a fuck. No post count dont mean shit to Jakku.

and thus leads us to our Story.


Basically, Jakku transformed into the world of Naruto.
"Why the fuck are there so many Fillers - FOR - FUCK - SAKE....Fuck you Kakashi."

.....


((Now your thinking, What the fuck is he on about? I'll tell you. I got bored, its 12 in the morning, and i have school in the morning, and i came across this.

Spoiler

So i merely took advantage of it

Now guys, Continue the Story!))

[TakKi]

While kicking ass and taking names, Jakku's thread gets closed by the role-playing-tyranical avan.

Spoiler

am i doin it rite?

[Jakku]

Originally Posted by TakKi

While kicking ass and taking names, Jakku's thread gets closed by the role-playing-tyranical avan.

Spoiler

am i doin it rite?

This is a Legit Story
But lets wait and see....

[blizzarddog5]

While Jakku's Adventures were going on, elsewhere Blizzard was quickly taking noticed and decided to challenge the self pronounced bad ass to a...... Thumb Wrestle

[Gokudera]

wow this is getting pretty interesting
lol

[Lydia]

But Jakku was a 6 time winner of the worlds best Thumb Wrestling matches. And thats where it all went wrong. There was this goat that caught his eye, and Jakku picked up this small goat by his thumb and took the goat home. Everyday he trained, lifting the goat with his thumb.

[Avankiri]

Originally Posted by TakKi

While kicking ass and taking names, Jakku's thread gets closed by the role-playing-tyranical avan.

Spoiler

am i doin it rite?

That hurts...

Jakku's goat soon fell off his thumb, taking Jakku's thumb with him as he rolled down the hill to his death on bed springs, leaving Jakku thumbless. The title of best thumb wrestler is soon taken by Kinky McFuckalot.

[Lydia]

But Kinky McFuckalot had only one passion, and it wasn't thumb wreastling. In fact when his passion decided to walk past him, he always lost the match. Kinky was in love with Blowy Yourmydaddy, she was short and chubby with neon blue eyes. He couldn't resist. But Blowy was from the family down the street, and every one knows the McFuckalots and Yourmydaddy's are rivials from over 30 minutes ago.

[Avankiri]

(How did we come up with these names?)

Sadly, Kinky was unable to marry Blowy. But, they did die in each others' arms after both family's shot them to death and made up. Now, Jakku was thumbless, and his title passed on to a loser named Dr. Dorky G. Enius.

[Lydia]

And one day Dorky was hit on the head by a troll named Leslie McStinkyfeet. And this troll grabbed him carring him down to the world of know return. He was sent to thumb wrestle all the deamons with the help from the Thumbless Jakku.

[Ghos7Soldier]

((I just wanted to say lol...nothing big here, nice finding a small loophole...and....out.))

[Poparteeb]

Then along came a poptart called Poparteeb who was made of kryptonite and completely uber-pwned everyone so hard, Chuck Norris was forced to blow up the universe.

[blizzarddog5]

But Blizzard had the power of time travel and went back in time before any of this happened now were back right before the poptart entered then bliz swallowed it whole before he could destroy the world giving blizard powers of snow and ice XD

[Poparteeb]

Unfortunately Kryptonite is toxic to anyone who ingests it and Blizzarddog slowly began to melt laek butta! XD

[Avankiri]

Because of Blizzard's freezing powers, he stopped the toxin while Avankiri used an antidote on the poison, then fell asleep again cause he didn't like to help people unless the payed him $500 to tell him what the problem was, then $5,000 to let him help.