The Adventure of Jakku. - Page 2

**Lydia** · 06-30-2008, 03:13 AM

While Avan was sleeping a Spirit came to him. She whispered in his ear, " You will help him or i'll eat your soul." This spirit could not be harmed in anyway, for she was a figment of Everyones imaginations. A women appeared to Blizz, bowing down she spoke, " Oh lord Blizz of Poptarts, please help me. I'm suppose to be scarfised to the great deamon Lickalot. I don't want to go, what should I do."

**blizzarddog5** · 06-30-2008, 03:16 AM

"I will Gather everone i know to make sure this does not happen including jakku that bastard is one lucky advisary".

(his adventures yet he isnt here)

**Lydia** · 06-30-2008, 03:20 AM

( what did you stop for this was getting good. Lol)

**Avankiri** · 06-30-2008, 03:21 AM

(How in hell do we come up with these names?)

**blizzarddog5** · 06-30-2008, 03:22 AM

"Yet Since he is no where to be found lets proceed on."

**Avankiri** · 06-30-2008, 03:23 AM

Avankiri stomped through the spirit since it was just his imagination and imaginary things can't hurt you. She was flattened and blew away in the wind, never to be seen again.

**blizzarddog5** · 06-30-2008, 03:24 AM

"YEEP" Bliz squealed " Avan wasn't that kinda harsh of you?"

**Avankiri** · 06-30-2008, 03:27 AM

Avan cried. "I sowwy, but I had the farts."

**blizzarddog5** · 06-30-2008, 03:28 AM

*Facepalm* " Well im off to find another bad ass who wants a challenge. If there are any left"

**Avankiri** · 06-30-2008, 03:30 AM

*runs up behind Blizz and kicks his ass, shouting "A Thousand Years of Pain!"

**Lydia** · 06-30-2008, 03:38 AM

( Umm, the names well I guess thats what happens when you drink to much mt dew.)

All of a sudden the earth shook and swollowed avan and blizz, and the squished spirit. In a Dark hole a bubble appeared with a one eyed one horse flying purple people eater in it. " We've been waiting for you two, Please follow me to the dressing rooms." The two of them were made pretty and were put on stage to do bubble blowing contest. " The two of you will battle and who every wins gets my daughter." the giant Chubakka in a bubble said. The spirit flwe up and turned into the most beautiful women know to man kind, her name was Aphrosexist.

**Avankiri** · 06-30-2008, 03:48 AM

Avan won the contest, but just barely. He then turned into a wolf because nobody is allowed to love the most beautiful woman in the world without being cursed in some way.

**blizzarddog5** · 06-30-2008, 03:56 AM

Blizz then rewound time took the bubble that won from avan then used it as his own XD

**Lydia** · 06-30-2008, 03:59 AM

The Princess of Bubbles Aphrosexist was amazed by both the bubble blowing pretty guys, " I call it a draw" and ran down to both of them. Smiling she bit both there necks and they formed together to make Blizzkiri the crime fighting super deamon/human.

**Avankiri** · 06-30-2008, 03:59 AM

Avan diffused from Blizz, then fell asleep, his head landing in Aphrosexist's breasts by accident.