The Adventure of Jakku. - Page 3

**blizzarddog5** · 06-30-2008, 02:02 AM

"that was no accident....... BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA"

**Lydia** · 06-30-2008, 02:06 AM

( by accident, right...

)

Aphrosexist looks down at the sleeping Avankiri in her breast and smiles then grabes Blizz shoving his face in her breast and traveled back to there time. Waking up Avankiri she smiles, " You are now back into you world." the Aphrosexist has to decided where she will stay in the new and strange world.
Suddenly thousand of pink bunnies chase's this guy. Catching him they rape him, then look for another victum. Stareing at Avankiri and Blizz.

* pink bunnies only rape males. sorry*

**blizzarddog5** · 06-30-2008, 02:10 AM

" Blizzard blows up in terror only to reappear when he is needed yet again"

**Lydia** · 06-30-2008, 02:17 AM

And Blizz is needed, by the pink bunnies. But luckly a flying monkey names George Jerkmeoff comes and burns the bunnies all to hell. With an evil laugh like this hahahahahaha cough cough hahahahaha. Then takes Princess Aphrosexist Bubbles away to a dirty hotel.

Getting her drunk he decides to stick a knife in her right breast to save the world

**Jakku** · 06-30-2008, 08:05 AM

Then Jakku Round housed Kicked the Universe into Submission.
In effect causing Atomic compound simply to disintegrate.

**Avankiri** · 06-30-2008, 08:21 AM

Avan has disappeared to the dimension between worlds, taking Aphrosexist with him after healing her right breast.

**hoboX10** · 06-30-2008, 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jakku

Then Jakku Round housed Kicked the Universe into Submission.
In effect causing Atomic compound simply to disintegrate.

Then Jakku has a massive heart attack. After falling to the ground he injects himself with huge quantities of anesthesia to attempt to operate a quadruple bypass on himself. But then Jakku realized he has no medical experience what-so-ever and accidentally cuts his aorta in two.
"......."

**Poparteeb** · 06-30-2008, 11:15 AM

As Blizzarddog exploded, Poparteeb, teh sexy Kryptonite poptart emerged, battered but alive.

He punched Jakku's heart a coupla times and it healed. Until it exploded........so he gave Jakku $500

"Sorry man, your heart's gone. Here's your warranty for defective device."

Then he blew up the universe in such a way that Blizzarddog couldn't travel back in time creating massive wormhole in time paradox.

**jingettey** · 06-30-2008, 12:38 PM

*pops out from hole, disrupting the adventures of Aphrosexist, Avan, Blizz, Poptart and Thumbless Jakku and delaying the blowing up of the universe*
"lmao at you guys"
*dissapears from said adventure*

**Poparteeb** · 06-30-2008, 12:50 PM

Time proceeds as normal, as the universe blows up.

**jingettey** · 06-30-2008, 01:04 PM

that either means this story coming to a dreadful end.. unless..
:O could it be?

**Lydia** · 06-30-2008, 01:42 PM

Making a new universe Lydia ( which just poped out of now where.) brought everyone to the universe of Popshotloser

Lydia walks over tothe Thumbless Jakku, " Why destroy the universe when you can own it." Taking a seat at a giant mushroom she calls for a meeting, bringing Blizz, Avan, Jakku, the poptart and Jing to sit down also. When Aphrosexist tried to join, lydia sliced off her head and spit at her. Shaking her head as Aphrosexist melted into the center of the mushroom. " I hate models." Lydia said and pulled out some cookies.

" Now back to owning the Universe." as she takes a bite out of one of the cookies.

**jingettey** · 06-30-2008, 01:57 PM

yes jing was right!
the Lydia has created an all new universe.. with her as the owner? Never!
Jing retrives the melted Aphrosexist's head from the mushroom and renews it. "A souvenir. I collect heads. Wanna see them?"

"About the universe i've just created.." Lydia was talking but Jing was hearing but not listening. No one could sense it, but Jing was using her awesome super OMG mind control on Lydia.

"And i will-" Lydia stops mid-sentence. "This universe I shall pass on to the awesome Jing, not Thumbless Jakku or Avan or Blizz or the Poptart."
And so let her will be done. Jing owns the universe!

(yes this is my first time RPing the temptation was too hard to resist)

**Lydia** · 06-30-2008, 02:06 PM

But the head that Jing Revived bit her, and Lydia came too. Looking at Jing, " How could you, I thought we were better then this." Then kicks jing out of the new universe with her power of EVERYTHING. hahahahaha ( cough cough) hahahahahahaha. Feeling a bit lonely, she feels bad for kicking Jing out, and throw a portal she whispers to Jing, " If you promise to not take over my universe, i'll let you back in. And i'll give you this." reaching around she brought out an chinchilla. " But you have to behave, oh and the browing." Holding the browing and chinchilla in one hand. Then went back to buiness with the boys.

( who in there right mind could resist this. Its to funny. And there's really no rules)

**jingettey** · 06-30-2008, 02:15 PM

oh but Lydia.. you passed on the universe to Jing so now SHE holds the power of everything. "Naughty head!" Jing gives it a good magical spanking or two. The head of Aphrosexist wept, because of the pain, and because she lost her body. (Mainly her boobs lol)

Anyway, Jing rejoins Lydia and the guys and poptart and dodges in case Lydia might attack.

(i might suck at it lol, i'm not really an RP fan but hell it was too funny. Btw, where's Jakku?)