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Hogar shut off the television. He was tired of infomercials.
damn that Billy Mays thought Hogar.
I'm going to murder him
So Hogar decided he was going to assassinate Billy Mays.
He went to his suspiciously well equipped armory to find some weapons and armor.
This task will take many people Hogar got his phone and called Over 9000!!!!!!! friends over.
"Alright everybody" said Hogar. Choose your weapons! We attack- AT DAWN!
"I've got a dentist appointment tomorrow morning" said one of the people.
"Ok fine" said Hogar. "We attack- AT DUSK TOMORROW!"
"Actually," said several people, "a bunch of us were going to the Weird Al Yankovic Benefit for Diabeetus Concert featuring guest Wilford Brimley tomorrow night."
Hogar looked angry. "We attack- SOME TIME SOON!"
Everyone cheered.
"DOWN WITH BILLY MAYS!!"
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Billy Mays must be destroyed! Build your fighter!
Armor:
Scuba Gear
Tuxedo
Monkey Suit
Heavy Body Armor
Bruce Willis Costume
T-shirt and Jeans
Plumber outfit
Ash Ketchum's outfit
Disco Gear
Sauceror garb
The
Suit
Headgear:
A Big Fancy Hat
A Not as fancy hat
A hat that isn't fancy
A hat that is ugly
A hat that is horrendous
A hat that would cause anyone who looks at it to have a seizure due to its overwhelming ugliness
Weapons:
Oxiclean
Orange Glo
Awesome Auger
Hercules Hook
Mighty Putty
Handy Switch
Zorbees
iCan Health Insurance
Samurai Shark
Kaboom
A rather sharp stick
Footwear:
Shoes
Buttplugs
Sandals
Potatoes
Abilities:
Oxiblast
Beard attack
Yelling infomercial frenzy
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Firaga
Orange Glo lazer
BLAAAAAAAAAARG
LazerII
Ray mkII custom robo
Fireballz
Pikmin
Gun that fires small children as projectiles
Classes:
Salesman
Terrorist
Eye Doctor
Accordion Thief
Necromancer
Lion Tamer
Your mum
Your mom
Your ma
Yo mama
KGB
CIA
FBI
UCLA
Wikipedia admin
Stuntman
Wizard Splizard
Warrior Splarrior
Black Mage Splack Splage
Katsumi Yamada
Blacksmith
Psychiatrist
Uncle
BILLY MAYS MUST BE DESTROYED BEFORE HE TAKES OVER THE WORLD
Billy Mays Quest
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